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Some years ago, the Sultan of Brunei was becoming angry as he
had 6 children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir.
Imagine his joy when one of his wives finally presented him
with his only son and heir.
Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to
one side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you
want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane."
Not wanting to do anything halfway, his father bought him American
Airlines.
Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to
one side. "Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I
shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat."
Not wanting to do anything halfway, his father bought him The
Princess Cruise Lines.
Just before his son's eighth birthday, the Sultan took him to
one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything
you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to be able to watch cartoons."
Not wanting to do anything halfway, his father bought him Disney
Studios and their theaters, where he watched all his favorite
cartoons.
Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one
side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want,
I shall get for you."
His son, who had really gotten into the Disney cartoons, replied,
"Daddy, I would like a Mickey Mouse outfit."
Not wanting to do anything halfway, his father went and bought
him Microsoft.